Farpastyle essentials
Ok, for all you newbies who might want to kick it Farpastyle, here are a few things you'll need...
1) Pumas. These are essential. You absoluely CANNOT kick it Farpastyle without a pair of Pumas (preferably blue suede with the white Puma, but in a pinch, black will do as long as it's the old school Pumas, not the fruity new ones).
2) See item #1.
3) Scotch. That's the drink of choice, though it can be substituted with your favorite drink as long as it helps you get loud and argue.
1) Pumas. These are essential. You absoluely CANNOT kick it Farpastyle without a pair of Pumas (preferably blue suede with the white Puma, but in a pinch, black will do as long as it's the old school Pumas, not the fruity new ones).
2) See item #1.
3) Scotch. That's the drink of choice, though it can be substituted with your favorite drink as long as it helps you get loud and argue.
posted by GoodTimesDad at 9:02 AM
6 Comments:
Pumas? Check. Booze? Check.
I'm ready to kick it.
What's next?
What if you used to own pumas and scotch, but presently don't own either one? I guess I need more infor before I invest in some new Glenfidditch and sneaks.
Jeebus Tobin, the instructions couldn't be simpler. Get with the program! WTF could be more important than Pumas and liquor?
Geez, Bubba Ray, if being a jerk is part of it, you must be a charter member.
Ahhh, Farpastyle, good times! I've also heard something about beating the Breslaw women...
Seeing as BubbaRayGracie was one of the original people to kick it Farpastyle, as long as he doesn't block your membership dantobindantobin, consider yourself in!
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